Wedding Cake Skirt
Oh Sew News, you've failed me
Mediocrity in sewing, I hail thee
Trim the sides you say, with no guide
From my scissors I should've shied;
Alas, white eyelet, tiered and ruffled
With my serger I did scuffle
Woe is me, no wedding in sight
To Easter brunch I shall alight
When I return, seam rippin I'll be
For all eternity.